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The Dumbest Animal
by Timothy Fogg

“That has got to be the biggest mule I have ever seen.”

“Stupidest, is more like it.”

Red Hartley had stopped to pass the time with Wilbur Hanks. Wilbur had a mule that was, to say the least, unique. It had a definite personality; perhaps even a sense of humor.

When it came time to be hitched to a wagon or a plow, that mule would make itself scarce. It worked well enough when in the harness—it just liked to play hard to get.

A new horseless carriage went sputtering past. In the pasture the horses all snorted in fear and ran away in panic. The mule stood at the fence, ears slanted forward.

“Looks like your mule is curious, Wilbur. ‘Course, I am too when it comes to these horseless carriages. I don’t think they’ll ever catch on out here.”

“Er, no, probably not,” replied a hesitant Wilbur.

“What’s with you? You don’t mean to tell me….”

“Yep. Tried one out at the fair, and I aim to have one. I’ve already ordered it, and it will be in town tomorrow.”

“Like I said, I’m curious. I’ll ride along with you and check it out.”

Red and Wilbur had forgotten one thing. When they hitched a ride on a neighbor’s wagon they never thought of rain. At this time of year a storm could brew up on the mountains and roll through whenever.

The two men were just leaving the town of Burnt Oak when the rain started.

The dry earth sucked up moisture like a sponge. Before they had traveled five miles the road was muddy.

“How are these things in mud?” queried Red.

“Don’t know, but it looks like we might find out.”

As if in answer, lightning began to flash.

Just before Wilbur’s ranch was a streambed the road went through. A foot of water was flowing through it. When the automobile was halfway across, the right side tires dropped into a mud hole.

“Just what I need—a brand new machine about to get ruined in the water.”

“Don’t give up yet, Old Boy. I’ll fetch a team and have us out in a jiffy.”

“Fat chance—at the first crash of lightning those horses hightailed it.”

Red scanned the pasture. “That mule doesn’t seem to mind. Look at how he’s watching us. I’ll give him a try.”

“Might be worth a try,” said Wilbur doubtfully.

Instead of hiding, the mule met Red at the gate, eager for the harness. Quickly they hooked onto the horseless carriage. When Red said “Hie,” the mule strained until the muscles of his shoulders and flanks rippled. Being new to the controls, Wilbur did little more than spin the tires.

A roar like a speeding train filled their ears as they gave it one more go. The auto rocked back, then pulled free. Red and the mule kept moving until the carriage was well clear of the stream.

They had been just in time! A wall of water four feet deep rolled through the bed. Anyone caught there would have been a goner.

When they got to the ranch yard, Red turned to Wilbur.

“What did you say this mule was?”

“That is the smartest animal on the whole ranch, myself included.”

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