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The Ghost Catcher, Part 7
by Tunde Akingbade

Part Three
Scene One

Hunters arrive in Oyo at night. The state is partially dark.
BONI: Gentlemen, we have to study the situation properly before advancing.
LOKO; Sure One looks before leaping.
ALEGBATI: Right. Over joyous of the grog dislocates its thighs.
IGISUBU: Even if I leap before looking, anything that mistakenly falls into the trap will be certified died.
…We know you are naturally stubborn. Hereditary. Like father like son. You don’t succumb easily.
(Laughter)
IGISUBU: You always comment on others, hiding your affairs beneath flat broken pots. Was it not your father, before he kicked the bucket, fought with a lion when your mother was carrying your pregnancy? Yes…he did, over powered the animal, who had scratched his on the face…that’s the root cause of his scarification.
(All, seriously laughing)
OLOMO: (claps his hands, tries to kill mosquito) This… this rude thing.
They’ll never respect elders.
BONI: They should prostrate before sucking. Apart from that your skin’s so hard that the poor thing’s proboscis might twist in the futile attempt.
(Suddenly strange sound)
GBANDAN: Comrades… I heard something…
LOKO: Your car is faulty. Needs repair.
IGISUBU: No faulty ear. I heard too
OLOMO: Perhaps the Gods have a message.
GBANDAN: Message? Look now…
(Six lighted torches appear on state. There’s terrible noise. Boni tries to bring out some charms)
EMISSARIES: No, no room
(The hunters continue to be attentive while the emissary’s roam and hoot. Suddenly…
BONI: Look… look these things are real human beings.
IGISUBU: (aims) if you aren’t… I’ll shoot…
ALBINO: (seriously terrified) It’s human being…please don’t…
IGISUBU: (jumps forward) caught you.
(Others leap and pounce on the creatures)
BONI: Gentlemen, tie them at once.
(They struggle)
BONI: How did you get here? Who sent you? Answer before I break you…
HUNBACK: It’s Bashorun.
IGISUBU: (slaps albino) What about you?
ALBINO: The Alapini
OLOMO: And you?
DWARF: LAGUNA
GBANDAN: Yen…egg head
LEPER: It’s the Asipa
BONI: Finally you…
PROGNATHI: Samu
BONI: (pointing) definitely you cripple… you are from the Akiniku
CRIPPLE: Yes…
ALBINO: Please spare us. We beg you. It was
BONI: Tell the king just that, not to us.
(Loko examines the jokingly as they walk off state).
In the palace, the king sits… Ologbo stands at the back.
KING ABIPA: (In pensive mood) these men ought to have been back. I hope no odds this time.
OLOGBO: (realizes the kings mood) Don’t panic my lord.
The gods are solidly behind you.
KING ABIPA: (very restless and impatient) But…Ologbo, don’t you think they are keeping too long.
OLOGBO: No my lord.
KING ABIPA: We’ll see.
OLOGBO: My lord… I remember something.
KING ABIPA: What?
OLOGBO: A story…my father told me years ago. It’s about someone. She has two left kegs in his grand fathers compound. The most striking thing was, whenever he walked to the right hand side, he drifts to the left side like a crab.
KING ABIPA; Ologbo…Ologbo… haba. Spare the man. You always hear the wield things.
OLOGBO: My lord, it’s true. It’s no lie.
KING ABIPA: Did I say it’s a lie?
(Unexpectedly, Boni enters the Palace. Others follow including captives).
KING ABIPA: (taken aback) Boni, Igisubu…you made it.
BONI:  My lord, it’s a child’s play.
KING ABIPA: Childs play?
(They greet)
OLOGBO: (joyfully) My lord, I told you.
KING ABIPA: What happened? Who are these?
OLOMO: Counterfeits. Sent to scare people.
OLOGBO: The supposed ghosts?
IGISUBU: Yes.
KING ABIPA: Who sent them?
BONI: (stammering) You…you chiefs
KING ABIPA: Are you tipsy? Or…what…
HUNTERS: No, my lord. Your chiefs did it.
KING ABIPA: (overwhelmed) My chiefs…chiefs… all of them?
HUNTERS; No one is innocent.
OLOGBO: Your friends might turn out to be enemy.
GBANDAN: My lord, we’ve not used our weapons when they surrendered.
IGISUBU: I wanted to scatter this one’s buttocks; he stopped yelling and spoke like a human being (slaps albino) Bastard.
OLOGBO: My lord… I suspected this foul play but… (Bites his finger).
KING ABIPA: My ace hunters, this is a landmark I salute your courage. Henceforth, you shall be given full honors in my domain. You also have a right to certain privileges, which I will state later. For now, keep these half beings under tight security in the backyard.
(Hunters greet and leave the Palace)
OLOGBO: These people are mean. But why don’t they want to go back to Oyo. No matter how sweet a foreign land is, Odidere will still go back home.
KING ABIPA: Outrageous. They forgot that the wind of evil work blows over evildoers.
(The king gets up and leaves the Palace. The Ologbo follows playing the flute).

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