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The Alien Sheriff -- Part 10
by James Patrick Cobb

Last episode Buck becomes irritated with life in general because he believes he should have more wealth than he does. If only he didn’t have the troubles with Renner and the drought. Also, Squaattoos has so much more in the way of technology than Earth does. Graax gets to go to another planet and Buck can’t even fly up like a bird can and see his own.

Buck doesn’t let on how much he’s upset about the disparities between the two worlds. He and Graax instead talk about agricultural operations on the two planets.

Buck realizes that he’s a historical figure, but, like the first Indian to meet a white man, nobody will know his name.

Graax graduates the “Creature Teacher”, Becky, and gives her a gift.

Episode 10

As the sun started its daily climb into the sky, I ambled out to the corral with Graax. I set him on Prettygirl, Becky's pony. Going by how melancholy she'd been acting the night before, I expected her to burst forth with a scene of tears and crying.

There was none of that, amazingly. Sitting on the porch, she watched, expressionless, as Caleb and I hoisted the alien up on her pony. She seemed not to care at all.

"Without me and Caleb around to help, this is how you get up there," I said, then putting my boot in the stirrup and hoisting up, explaining how to mount a horse. By telling him such a basic fact, I worried about insulting him. He'd been convalescing when we were cutting with the horses. And since he wasn't a ranching man on his own planet, I figured he didn't know anything.

Fair enough, he seemed to say with his expressionless eyes. He didn't look insulted.

"Good. It'll get easier once we get you some of your own gear - though we might have a problem getting a hat in your size with your big head and all. Those silver duds you're wearing ain't going to last forever. That's a shame too, cause you look like quite the dandy," I said, smiling.

"It get warmer?" he said.

To him, it was cold. I thought the weather was fine. "Yeah, we got summer coming. I imagine you'll like that better. And next winter we can get you a coat and underwear that will keep you warmer than anything. I never had a hand that froze on me. Course I never had an alien work for me either."

I didn't want him to chicken out about working the range. "You might not like the cold, but you got some advantages over me."

"How's that?"

"That scaly skin on your hands or claws or whatever: it looks a mite tougher than mine."

"Thank you very kindly, Mr. Buck Turner."

"It's just Buck and it's just the truth."

"Buck."

"You're very welcome," I said. "Now go ahead and get off Prettygirl. Let's see how you get up there on your own."

It was comical to see how stiffly he mounted. Almost falling on his face, it was nothing short of a miracle that he didn't bang his head and earn another two months of doctoring from Edith.

My son and I almost busted our bellies laughing too hard. We shouldn't have because he so recently healed. But we couldn't help ourselves. "Come on! Bend those legs!" I yelled.

When the alien sat astride the chestnut filly, wary and big-eyed, he looked like a polecat chased up a tree.

I had '49er canter over and patted the alien's knee. "Don't worry, Graax. This little girl ain't going to loose your hinges."

He nodded nervously, saying by the looks of him: I hope we don't go too fast on these horses.

"Just settle on into it. You might still be good at this yet! You could be a natural."

"My side doesn't hurt anymore," he said quietly, clutching the reins with white knuckles. "These animals are alive and you ride them. This is strange for me. I see how it's possible since they are large enough for you to ride."

"Ain't a thing unnatural about it," I said, never having thought life possible without horses.

"We don't have such an animal," he said, looking his mount over from mane to back.

"Don't? Huh," I said, pondering that for a moment.             "That's strange. Anyway, it don't matter none. You'll get used to it. It'll be as natural as walking soon enough." It better be. There's no way anyone can do cowboy work on foot. If he couldn't ride, we'd have to find something else for him to do.

My insides got as jumpy as a bit-up bull in fly season. He was much worse than I'd imagined when I agreed to Edith's proposition. He had a lot to learn - too much. I doubted he could do it, smart as he was. Still, I'd have to give him a couple days.

No use telling him that. I'd been wrong before.

"You'll get used to it! There ain't nothing to it," Caleb chimed in. "Prettygirl ain't the type to throw anyone. She's as gentle as a lamb. That's why Daddy gave her to Becky."

"I wouldn't put my little girl on a dangerous animal," I affirmed. "I wouldn't do it to you either. Edith's already done enough work on your poor carcass."

"You can do it!" Becky chimed in from the porch. She was watching the whole thing. From the wide grin on her face, it looked like she was happy helping to teach him again.

"You crash and survive in one of those spaceship crashes, it means you've got a guarantee of life that ain't going be revoked on the back of a pony," I said, smiling. "Gospel truth."

I gradually settled down. With how funny he looked, it was easy for me to be patient. With a man, who should have known better, I would have been aggravated. With a bug-eyed alien in silver overalls, I was entertained. I temporarily forgot about my constant list of things to do.

"Caleb," Edith called out, stepping onto the porch. "Come up here and get this sombrero for Mr. Graax. We don't want to add sunburn to his litany of ills."

Caleb hauled off and fetched it for Graax. The alien donned it.

"You look like a real vaqueró Mr. Graax," Caleb said.

"Yes, he does," Edith said, beaming at the life she'd saved.

"Gracias," Graax said.

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